Favorite sex toy:
The Hitachi Magic Wand
Sheer power that will make you cross-eyed and begging for permission to let loose. ‘Nuff said.
Gorgeous adaptation of Les Liaisons Dangereuses starring Colin Firth and Annette Bening. This version is done much, much better than ‘Dangerous Liaisons’ with John Malkovich and Glenn Close, in my opinion, though it does stray far from the book. Watch with your honey and get ready to be inspired.
I will have a Versace dress one day. It may never leave my closet, but damn it, I will have one.
The Rolling Stones
Yeah, you can laugh all you want at my old-school choice. But I find there’s a sexy rhythm underlying all the Rolling Stones early tunes that insists I get naked and busy. Listen to ‘Honky Tonk Woman’, 'Satisfaction’, or nearly anything they played in the ‘60s and ‘70s, and you’ll hear the delicious R&B groove that drove their music. 1994’s ‘Love is Strong’ is also a writhe-worthy song.
1967 Mercury Cougar
No, I doubt anyone else would agree with this choice. However, like my men, I like my cars powerful. I’ve always tended more towards muscle cars than sleeker designs. Plus, this baby had a nice big backseat. I actually owned one of these in my twenties, and I have hopes of snagging another someday. I must be having a mid-life crisis.
Blackbeard the Pirate
Who doesn’t have a pirate fantasy? I wrote a screenplay about this fellow, and it did well in various contests. Maybe it will get made into an actual movie someday. Edward Teach, a.k.a. Blackbeard, was big, strong, ruthless, and – believe it or not – educated. He also had a rule about not letting even the lowliest bar wenches serve him...he insisted on serving them. Show me that plank, ye scoundrel.
Up against the wall, as depicted here on the cover of my book Netherworld III: Twice Bitten Once Dead. Oh hell yeah.
Tie: Joe Manganiello and Jason Momoa
The two J.M.s are just too damned sexy! Rawr.
Action by a man:
Call me old-fashioned, but holding the door open for me, pulling out my chair, etc.; these little things melt me every time. I love it when men act like this.
Yeah, it’s the butt. No surprise there. However, shoulders and arms are a close second. I like strong arms around me.
Date with my sweetie:
Not your typical by any means ... I love a surprise breakfast in bed, followed by cuddling. I haven’t had that since the kid came, but he’ll grow up and get out eventually. It’s something to look forward to. (Yes dear man o’ mine, that was a hint. Blueberry pancakes, bacon, and a vat of coffee. Don't forget the whipped cream for those pancakes and ... other stuff.)